An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.
Omg! Lol it took me 30 seconds to realize what this joke was actually about lol
if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
Today I told this girl that I speak Urdu, and that it closely resembles Hindi. She responded with,
“oh, yeah, you look hindi. I knew you were Urdu.”